How To Hump Start Your Career

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Kamala Harris, the current “front runner” for the Democrat nomination for President, or so says CNN, MSNBC, WaPo, NYT, etc., is one of the new crop of self-described Democratic Socialists that won office this past election cycle.

And just like Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, her rapid ascension to being a Congresswoman is somewhat of a mystery, as she has little political experience. AOC had spent the previous 10 years working as a bartender, with no political aspirations, and decided to run for Congress, and won.

Congresswoman Kamala Harris has spent the past 15 years sleeping her way to the top. Well, she wasn’t really “sleeping”, you know what we mean.

Kamala Harris was an aide for former San Francisco mayor, Willie Brown. She was also his lover/mistress, which we’re fairly sure did not sit very well with Willie Brown’s wife.

Brown gave her a new BMW as a present. He appointed her to the California Medical Assistance Commission ($72,000 a year for her part-time job) and to the California state Unemployment Insurance Appeals Board ($38,000 a year for her part-time job). That’s a whopping $100,000 a year in extra pay. Plus she was already being paid as an aide to Brown.

And all Kamala had to do for the car and jobs was to sleep, i.e. have lots of sex, with Willie, without his wife finding out about it. And she did! And when she got the car and the jobs and money, she dumped her sugar daddy.

After years of “no comment”, Mr. Brown finally admitted to the extra-marital affair in an interview with the San Francisco Chronicle.

“Yes, we dated. It was more than 20 years ago. Yes, I may have influenced her career by appointing her to two state commissions when I was Assembly speaker.” Brown continued, “And I certainly helped with her first race for district attorney in San Francisco. I have also helped the careers of House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, Gov. Gavin Newsom, Sen. Dianne Feinstein and a host of other politicians.”

He did not tell us if he had sexual affairs with Pelosi, Newsom, or Feinstein or the “host of other politicians”. We can only imagine. But he did have an affair with his aide, and he appointed her, without any qualifications outside of the bedroom, to two state commissions which hump-started her political career.

Harris has denied the rumors for years, but as it has been common knowledge, she’s only lying to herself. We know the truth about you Kamala. You’ve been lying to us, again.

In 2003, the San Francisco Weekly was writing about her affair with Willie Brown. The Weekly wrote:

If she can just get out from under this damn Willie Brown thing.

Harris routinely tries to distance herself from her ex-squeeze, whom she hates even talking about. The mere mention of their former liaison makes her shoulders tense, her hands clench, and her eyes narrow.

“I refuse,” she says vehemently, “to design my campaign around criticizing Willie Brown for the sake of appearing to be independent when I have no doubt that I am independent of him — and that he would probably right now express some fright about the fact that he cannot control me.

“His career is over; I will be alive and kicking for the next 40 years. I do not owe him a thing.”

She acknowledges that Brown is an “albatross hanging around my neck” and fears that voters who dislike him will ignore her candidacy — even as she dismisses such an act as irrational. “Would it make sense if you are a Martian coming to Earth that the litmus test for public office is where a candidate is in their relationship to Willie Brown?” Harris asks. “Willie Brown is not going to be around. He’s gone — hello people, move on. If there is corruption, it will be prosecuted. It’s a no-brainer, but let’s please move on.”

There was corruption, but it was Democrat corruption in California. That’s not a crime, that’s a badge of honor.

Our guess is that her being the leading contender for the nomination will be short-lived. She was a loud voice against Trump when his alleged affair with Stormy Daniels was in the news. How could a married man of his stature have sex with a trollop like Daniels? She denounced him for his affair.

We have to ask the same thing of Willie Brown. How could a married man of your stature have sex with a trollop like Harris?

And the American people accepted Trump for the person that he is. We knew that he could be rude, brash, crude, sarcastic, hyperbolic, bombastic, exaggerates at times, and doesn’t always tell the truth, and yet we voted for him anyway. We knew what we were getting.

We know so little about you Kamala, and we don’t like any of it so far. You used the political casting couch and slept your way to Congress it seems. Good luck getting votes with your resume.

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