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Sarah Beattie, a writer for Saturday Night Live, has offered free BJ's to any and all that will punch a Covington, KY Catholic H.S. student in the face. Her mommy and daddy should be so proud of little Sarah for offering free sex to everyone.

Just when we thought the Left couldn’t possibly lower their standards any more than they already have, they again proved us wrong. Saturday Night Live writer Sarah Beattie is offering free blowjobs to any and all that will punch a “Covington” Catholic student in the face.

She’ll take all comers, literally. Now, this is true dedication to your Socialist party. All you wannabe snowflakes pay attention. This is an ideologue that is willing to go the extra mile and give a little extra for “the cause”. I bet her parents are so proud of their little Socialist slut right now.

What parent wouldn’t be proud of their little girl for publicly offering up free blowjobs for one punch? Maybe she’ll spread her legs for any stranger that will punch an innocent schoolboy in the face twice? What a magnanimous woman.

Is this the new normal in Obama’s “fundamentally transformed” Socialist America? The Left can act like fools, commit crimes or violence, for real, imagined and/or manufactured events, and their complicit media will report whatever the narrative calls for.

In this case, it called for the media to accuse a group of predominately white youths of harassing and intimidating and threatening Nathan Phillips, a poor, defenseless, elderly Native American ex-Marine “Recon Ranger” Vietnam war veteran. His real name is Nathanial Richard Stanard. He can’t even tell the truth about that!


UPDATE: A FOIA request for fake war hero Nathaniel Richard Stanard’s (aka Nathan Phillips) DD-214 shows that he served in the Marine Reserves in Lincoln, Nebraska and at El Toro Marine Air Station in California. He was only stationed stateside (In the US proper), NEVER OVERSEAS, as he says.

For you snowflakes, new Congressmen and women, and other assorted Socialists, Vietnam IS NOT in the United States. It is in a country called “Vietnam”, on the other side of the planet.

Phillips states he served as a “Recon Ranger”, but there is no such unit. There are Rangers, they are in the Army. There are Force Recon, they are in the Marines. Evidently, Nathan has watched too many war movies and has confused himself and conflated the two Special Forces units, because he has served in both.

Yet, on a CNN interview on Tuesday, Jan.22, 2018, Phillips still swears he was a ‘recon ranger’. Yet his military records show he served 2 years on active duty (’74-76), was a refrigerator repairman, had gone AWOL (Absent Without Leave) 3 times, spent months and months in a military brig, and never was promoted beyond Private.

He was discharged after 4 years of reserve and active duty, as a Private E-1, the lowest rank in the Marine Corps, except for the Marine recruit that is in boot camp.

Of course, the government could be hiding his records because the things he did in Vietnam were ultra-super-secret missions that hardly anybody knew of. They were possibly so secret, the military didn’t even know of this fierce Special Forces group, the “Recon Rangers”. It is possible isn’t it?

He even regaled us with the story of how when he came back from his tour in Vietnam, “people called me a baby killer and a hippie girl spit on me” he said. This must be proof positive that he did serve in Vietnam, right? I mean who would make up something like that?

He’s what real Marines call a “shitbird”. And a 5-year-old could have made up a more believable story than Nathanial Richard Stanard did. He’s lying and the Left still is carrying his water for him today. They refuse to “out” him for the charlatan that he is. That just wouldn’t fit their narrative of an elderly Native American Tribal Elder, Marine ‘Recon Ranger’ war veteran, being denigrated would it?


Depending on which source you get your “news” from, you may or may not have heard about the group of Covington, KY high school students that were accosted by a group of Blacks and then by a self described Native American Tribal Elder and Marine ‘Recon Ranger’ veteran of the Vietnam war.

As usual, the Socialist/Mainstream media manufactured a story of lies based upon the lies of one man, especially when that man has a sordid history of crying racism if you even look at him or pass him on the street.

This self-proclaimed Native American tribal elder and USMC “Recon Ranger” Vietnam war veteran said a large group of “white kids” surrounded him, spat on him, chanted “build the wall”, told him to “go back to where he came from” and numerous other racist phrases. And the entire news media, including Fox News jumped on the bandwagon and villified these young Catholics.

The only problem was that it was all based on lie. When the actual video was viewed, it revealed that a group of Blacks were shouting and spitting at the kids for some of them wearing “MAGA” hats, which is not against the law, at least as of yet.

Then self-described Native American and USMC “Recon Ranger” Vietnam war veteran Nathan Phillips then forced his way into the crowd beating a drum in people’s ears and in their faces, and chanting Native American chants, or whatever.

Probably by Thursday, the Left will be demanding that Phillips be awarded the Purple Heart, Bronze Star, Silver Star, the Navy Cross, and the Medal of Honor for his heroic service in Vietnam (even if he was too young to have served in combat there). He says he served, and that is enough to award him these medals!

Nobody ever called Phillips names, or spat on him, or chanted about “build the wall”, or assaulted him, or told him to leave, or denigrated him in any way, or any of the other lies Phillips told the media. But the media ran with Phillips’ story, 100%, lock, stock, and barrel.

Immediately hundreds of Hollywood “celebrities” and American politicians jumped aboard and called these children the most vile names, threatened them, and there were several that called for their murder. All this was on Twitter and Facebook, and they didn’t ban anyone for any of the threats and vitriol.

Though let me post that I agree with Trump, on anything, and I’d be banned for 72 hours, at a minimum, by FB and/or Twitter!

Here are a sampling of the things they were called via hundreds of vitriolic and hateful Tweets, blog posts, FB posts, etc. that flooded social media and the MSM for two days.

The children were called names, etc.:

  • Ku Klux Klan members
  • Racists
  • Niggers (to the black kids among the Covington group)
  • Beasts
  • Faggots
  • Crackers
  • Pedophiles
  • Product of a hate factory
  • Likened to a school shooter
  • Segregation era racist
  • People were spitting on them
  • They threatened them with violence
  • Film producer Jack Morrisey tweeted (with a bloody image): “#MAGAkids go screaming, hats first, into the woodchipper.” (Account still active)
Film Producer Jack Morrisey tweeted:
#MAGAkids go screaming, hats first, into the woodchipper.
  • Ana Navarro, Fake Republican and fake news manufacturer: “Nobody is born racist. Bigotry is learned from parents, teachers, society and leaders. So yes, I sure as hell think Trump’s racist comments and constant dog whistles have contributed to Making Asswipes Great Again. It is why we must condemn racism everywhere and every time we see it.” (Account still active)
  • Kara Swisher, NYT Op-Ed Writer tweeted: “I am thinking of finding every one of these shitty kids and giving them a very large piece of my mind.” (Account still active)
  • Rep. John Yarmuth (D-KY): “I am calling for a total and complete shutdown of teenagers wearing MAGA hats until we can figure out what is going on. They seem to be poisoning young minds.” (Account still active)
  • Michael Rapaport, actor: “Kentucky Catholic School CockSuckers #MAGA” (Was reported for the violation to Twitter, and they report thay found no violation of their policy plus they actually endorsed his tweet.) (Account still active)
  • Rashida Tlaib, Rep., D-MI: This newly elected Muslim Congress member tweeted, “The boys were protesting a woman’s right to choose & yelled ‘it’s not rape if you enjoy it’.” They were taunting 5 Black men before they surrounded Phillips and led Racist chants.” “Sandmann’s family hired a right wing PR firm to write his non-apology.” (These are all outright lies, made up out of thin air as nobody else in any news report anywhere made these three statements, so where did they come from? She is a liar.) (Account still active)
  • Roman Catholic Diocese of Covington statement: “The confrontation between a horde of Catholic high school boys and the Native American war vet is under investigation, adding that students could be expelled. In a statement, the spox says … “We condemn the actions of the Covington Catholic High School students towards Nathan Phillips specifically, and Native Americans in general, Jan. 18, after the March for Life, in Washington, D.C. We extend our deepest apologies to Mr. Phillips. This behavior is opposed to the Church’s teachings on the dignity and respect of the human person.” (The Diocese has issued no apology to the students or their families, and they are still threatening to expel the student from the school, no matter whether the story is true or not. But what does one really expect from a Socialist-led religion that hires thousands of ests to prey on your kids?( (Account still active, of course)
  • Ron Perlman, actor: Always some muthafucka on the internet tellin me I ain’t seein what I’m seein. Little white bitches in red hats symbolizing the lowest impulses there are. Fuck em!!! (Account still active)
  • Anne Helen Petersen of BuzzFeed tweeted: “One theme of the conversations over the past 24 hours = how deeply familiar this look is. It’s the look of white patriarchy, of course, but that familiarity — that banality — is part of what prompts the visceral reaction. This isn’t spectacular. It’s life in America.” (Account still active)
  • David Klion, formerly of Al Jazeera tweeted: “IMO, wearing a MAGA hat is by definition a racist provocation and anyone who does it should be considered to be harassing any minorities in their general vicinity.” (Account still active)
  • Erik Abriss of the Vulture: “I don’t know what it says about me but I’ve truly lost the ability to articulate the hysterical rage, nausea, and heartache this makes me feel. I just want these people to die. Simple as that. Every single one of them. And their parents. Racism is in its Boomer death throes. It will die out with this younger generation! Look at the shit-eating grins on all those young white slugs’ faces. Just perverse pleasure at wielding a false dominion they’ve been taught their whole life was their divine right. Fucking die.” (Account still active)
  • Jack Dorsey, Leftist Hip-Hop DJ: Dorsey promised to put $1,000 into a crowd-fund account to pay anyone to punch one of the kids “right in the fucking mouth”. He continued by tweeting, “LOCK THE KIDS IN THE SCHOOL AND BURN THAT BITCH TO THE GROUND.” (His account has not been suspended or deleted, and is in fact “trending”.)
  • Karen Tumulty ~ WaPo: Death of Irony: MAGA supporters surround a Native-American man and chant “Build that wall.”
  • Aaron Smarter, Hip-Hop editor at Uproxx: Instructed his Twitter followers to “punch the little motherfuckers in the face.” (Account still active)
  • Jeffrey Grubb: “Giving a shit-eating grin to a Native American’s face isn’t legally violence. But he is smiling *about* the violence. He is saying, “my people hurt you, and you can’t touch me even while I gloat about it.” It is fascism. And you should punch fascists.” (Account still active)
  • Chad Chamberlain (@ChadChum15): “If I were in a room with the MAGA Kid, Hitler, and Toby and had three bullets, I’d shoot the MAGA Kid three times.” (Account still active)
  • Jez Watson (@jezawatson): “I hope all the MAGA kids in the news get cancer and the horrible parents that raised them this way get to suffer alongside them.”
  • William LeGate: “It is that day. Sorry, you will have to go & defend these kids now. I did shit way less dumb than these kids when I was 16 & got obliterated for it. They deserve everything they’re getting & more.”
  • Reza Aslan: “Honest question. Have you ever seen a more punchable face than this kid’s?” (Account still active)
  • Kathy Griffin, alleged comedienne impersonator tweeted: “Ps. The reply from the school was pathetic and impotent. I want NAMES. Shame them. If you think these fuckers wouldn’t dox you in a heartbeat, think again.” (Account still active)
  • Tatianna (@TATIANNANOW): I know he’s like a teen or whatever but I still wanna hit him. Like super hard. Right in that bish ass face. Ya know?” (Account still active)
  • Uncle Shoes (@HouseShoes): “But you gotta punch that shit off one of those bitches faces first.” (Account still active)
  • Nathaniel Friedman of GQ Magazine tweeted: “Dox ’em all.” (Account still active)
  • Flowers by Him (@HimFlowers): “Racist Americans At their Worst. Students from Covington Catholic High School in Kentucky, show up at indigenous march to mock and attempt to humiliate Native American people on the national mall.” (Account still active”
  • Alex Cranz (@alexcranz): “From elementary school through college I went to school with sheltered upper-middle-class white boys who could DEVASTATE with a smirk. A facial guesture that weaponized their privilege. Infuriatingly you can’t fight that fucking smirk with a punch or words.” (We left the misspelling in this tweet) (Account still active)
  • Katie Herzog of The Stranger: “…when I saw that video clip on Saturday, I was ready to pick up my pitchfork and burn those little MAGA hat fuckers to the ground.” (Account still active)
  • Grace Segers (@Grace_Segers): “One of the worst things about the video is the kid’s smile. Smug. Satisfied. Comfortable.” (Account still active)
  • Byron Tau of the Wall Street Journal tweeted: “Everyone posturing on this terrible website has done stupid, foolish, ignorant and downright horrible things that they surely regret as teenagers and were just fortunate enough to grow up in a world where 99% of people didn’t carry networked cameras.” (Account still active)
  • A group of Black supremacists screamed at them: “Your President is a homosexual.” “You give faggots rights.” “Dirty ass crackers. Your day is coming.” “Goddamn dogs. Get rid of your lice.” “Go back to Europe.” “White crackers.” “Incest kids.” “Bigots.” “You stole our land”. “You’re a bunch of future school shooters.”
  • Kirsten Powers of CNN: She says even though the boys did not surround the man, or curse at him, or call him names, or denigrate him, or do anything to him, that they are indeed guilty of the crime of “disrespecting an indigenous elder.” She never explains exactly how they disrespected him or what they specifically said, but she asserts that some groups, i.e. mostly white, Christian, anti-abortion, etc. are always wrong, no matter what, and deserve to be punished for something! (Account still active)
  • Laura Wagner of Deadspin: She describes the boys’ behavior as “a racially charged frenzy of barely-restrained violence committed by a frothing mass of MAGA youth, frenzied and yelling and out of control.” (Of course, she admittedly did not see any of the videos and simply wrote what she hoped these children were doing. She lied, plain and simple. Laura Wagner fake lies. Fake news. Fake stories. Fake Laura.) (Account still active)
  • And America’s newest favorite slut, Sarah Beattie, who is offering free blowjobs to anyone that punches these kids in the face. (Account still active)
  • We could list another 2,000 or more threats, insults and diatribes from Leftists that were posted on Twitter, but why? All the threats are based on LIES by a LIAR named Nathaniel Richard Stanard, aka Nathan Phillips. And liars like Stanard are the worst of the worst.

NOTE: Account Still Active refers to their Twitter account.

And the children, and they are children, had done nothing or said anything at all to instigate anything. They were there trying to enjoy themselves like millions of other tourists do each year. They were actually the victims. Oops…. Did I call a “white boy” a victim? That’s a major faux pas in the Socialist world. My bad. And not all the boys were white either.

Isn’t suggesting and promoting violence against children a felony? Well, it is a felony for Conservatives. But Socialists, Liberals, Democrats, Progressives, Communists, and Anarchists have different laws for them to follow.

This is why Antifa, BLM, and Occupy can riot, poo on cop cars, rape women, commit arson, rob stores, beat people up, set cars on fire and loot stores with impunity. This is why a diverse group of peaceful Catholic boys can’t visit the Lincoln Memorial without being harassed.

The only reason the entire lamestream media, including some on Fox News, took BuzzFeed’s report as true was because of who/what the “bad guys” from Covington, KY were.

They were mostly White. Catholic (i.e. Christian). Educated, not indoctrinated. Critical thinkers. Not MS-13 members. Not pregnant illegal single women. Not illegal alien felons. Not reliant upon the state to exist. Not on welfare. Not receiving food stamps. Never had a state-sanctioned (i.e. Planned Parenthood) abortion. So as these young men are not, and will probably never be a parasite, a drain on society, the Left hates them.

They were, in essence, everything that Liberals love to hate.

Within hours these students had been identified and their names, addresses, phone numbers, and even their parents’ employers, were all public knowledge and the threats started pouring in from Leftists all over the world. Kill them. Put ’em woodchippers head first. Punch ’em in the face.

This is how the Left operates. Gang mentality. Shame those they disagree with. Put their family out of work. Hey, it worked in Hitler’s Nazi Germany, Lenin’s Russia and Kim’s North Korea and Mao’s China. Why not here?

Also within hours, it comes to our attention that Phillips, despite his assertions, is not a Vietnam veteran. Of course, to the Left, the mere fact that Phillips said he is a former Marine ‘Recon Ranger’ and Vietnam vet is enough to celebrate him as a war hero, even though he did not serve.

As he “identifies” as a war hero Vietnam veteran, then don’t we have a duty to treat him like one? This is no different than identifying as being black when you are white (Rachel Dolezal and Shaun King) is it? Or no different than identifying as a Native American when you are a white woman (Elizabeth Warren) is it? Same same. You are what you say you are, IF you believe it and you are a Socialist.

The other part of this “war hero” scenario is that Phillips professes to be either 63 or 64 years old, he can’t remember which. Why can’t Phillips remember what year he was born or how old he is? That is typical of someone that is lying about their age.

I’m a 67 year old that DID serve in the Marine Air Wing in Vietnam in 1970/71 and again in late ’71/72 as an advisor, over two separate tours. I was 18 when I arrived there the first time. I remember my age and the year I was born. I’m also no Recon Ranger and don’t lie about my service record. This guy couches his language in a way that is very suspect. He sounds more like a Soros employee than anything.

To accomplish this, I graduated mid-term from high school and joined the Marines when I was 17, with my parent’s permission. We are waiting for confirmation of his heroic service to his country by engaging in combat with the North Vietnamese forces, when he was only 16 or 17 years old, in a super-secret Marine unit called the “Recon Rangers”.

Oddly, nobody else in the military has ever heard of this special forces unit. So we can only surmise at this time the horrific battles and bloodshed this Native American hero must have seen and endured while protecting the white vermin of America. Oh the humanity.

Of course, he could make things much easier by answering a few simple questions such as:

  • What is your birth date?
  • When did you serve in the Marine Corps?
  • When did you serve in Vietnam?
  • When were you discharged from the Marine Corps?

These are 4 simple questions that any Vietnam veteran can answer immediately from the top of his head, any real Vietnam veteran that is. If they are lying they will couch their language like Phillips does, never using dates, places, etc. that can be verified easily.

Back to the self-proclaimed slut now. I wonder how many of these high school kids will get punched out by a bunch of Antifa, BLM, or Occupy thugs wanting to collect on the free oral sex from Sarah Beattie? If one child is punched, Beattie should be charged and arrested for that assault as she is offering to pay for people to assault other people.

That IS against the law.

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