Cortez Must Be Eating Tide Pods Again


This Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY), proud and loud Democratic Socialist and Trump hater. She knows everything about everything, just ask her. She’s a one-woman walking fix for all that ails America, just ask her!

Since her self-proclaimed “inauguration” she’s told us we need to ban cars, airplanes, farting cows, CO², close prisons, open borders, provide free college, jobs, housing, medical care, drugs, needles, transportation (high-speed rail) to all people residing in America.

Don’t tell Cortez that she’s wrong on all counts though as she’ll have another meltdown and hissy fit. She also repeated accused Fox News of calling her “Cortez” instead of using her full last name “Ocasio-Cortez”. Of course, she was lying, as not a single Fox personality every called her just “Cortez”. But since she lied about that, we will only call her Cortez. She’s earned it.

But really, what can we expect out of a very experienced barmaid that just 2 years ago would allow strange men to pay her to sip tequila from her cleavage and/or her navel? She’s definitely Democrat material.

Now she is paranoid and talking out of her… ummm yeah, again. She’s worried that Trump’s staffers are “putting nuclear codes in instagram“. Her words, not ours. She is accusing Trump and family of conducting foreign diplomacy via Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, etc.

“We are getting reports from the press and from a wide variety of sources that indicate that, you know, that, that people, you know, folks are suggesting that we are conducting foreign relations with folks with securities clearances via whatsapp,” Cortez is charging.

Does the phrase “off the reservation” have any meaning here? So she is saying the “media and other sources” KNOW Trump is doing this, but they’ve kept 100% silent, probably because they love Trump so much. Gotta call this one as we see it, Cortez is a bald faced lying moron.

Is she really so stupid and ignorant that she thinks all Trump staffers carry the nuclear codes to launch missiles with them? The question is rhetorical, as she wouldn’t have made the insinuations if she didn’t believe them, correct?

She is calling for records to be subpoenaed to get to the bottom of the Instagram/Foreign Policy debacle. THIS WOMAN IS A MORON!!!

She has rewritten history and has reformulated what she calls the “chambers of government”, which according to Cortez is the President, Senate, and Congress. Of course, the other 330 MILLION of us were taught, wrongly I might add, that the three BRANCHES of Government are the Executive, the Legislative and the Judicial. How stupid are we to believe this for over 240 years when Cortez discovered the “truth” in a couple of months?

Ocasio-Cortez recently drew attention for a history flub. She said Republicans changed the Constitution to prevent President Franklin Delano Roosevelt from being re-elected. In fact, he had been dead two years when Congress approved the amendment in 1947. It was ratified by the states in 1951. Yet, she stands by her statement and timeline.

She also trashed prayer and religion, writing to the survivors of a mass shooting, “What good are your thoughts & prayers when they don’t even keep the pews safe?”

During a recent congressional hearing, Cortez demanded that Wells Fargo CEO Timothy Sloan explain why his company was involved in caging children. He had to very patiently explain that the company wasn’t engaged in any such activity, but Cortez has a comprehension problem that was preventing her from understanding his answer.

She’s also openly wondered whether it’s OK “to still have children” in light of the world “ending in 12 years.”

And she’s under scrutiny for alleged campaign violations involving “dark money” while promoting a “green” plan redistributing trillions of dollars of other people’s money to fund, among other things, people “unwilling” to work.

The congresswoman also was instrumental in convincing Amazon to cancel its plan for a second headquarters, in New York City, that would create 25,000 jobs that paid on average $150,000 per year per person. She thinks corporations, ALL corporations are evil and need to be dismantled. Only the government can assign people jobs that they will enjoy and prosper in.

Of course, we could go on, but then Cortez will whine and cry that we are picking on her again. So we’ll let her go for now, until next time… Which will be the next time she opens her piehole.

It’s just that she just makes it so easy to make fun of her!

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