The Lyin’ King

Nobody does it better, with aplomb and an imposing aura of anger

Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you’re going to get. You can put lipstick on a pig but it’s still a pig. You can lead a Democrat to facts and truth, but you can’t get them to comprehend them. Sometimes you’re the bug, sometimes you’re the windshield. These are basic facts of life.

Last night was a pure bug night for former Vice President Joe Biden. The windshield, President Trump, demolished Lyin’ Biden by staying uncharacteristically stoic and quiet and allowing Lyin’ Biden to continually step in it, again and again. Thirty-eight (38) times in all that we’ve counted.

Here are 38 Joe Biden lies, prevarications, fibs, tales, stories, or whatever you wish to call them. But again, each one of these is demonstrably false.

  • I have never said I oppose fracking.
  • I have never said I want to eliminate fossil fuels.
  • Not one single person with private insurance would lose their insurance under my plan, nor did they under Obamacare.
  • Hunter Biden’s supposed laptop is a “Russian plant”, not actually his son’s laptop.
  • Trump did virtually nothing to combat the coronavirus.
  • This guy [Trump] has a secret bank account with China.
  • When last time he said what he paid he said ‘I only paid that little because I’m smart’.
  • The catch and release, you know what he’s talking about there? If in fact, you had family, came across, they’re arrested. They, in fact, were given a date to show up for their hearing. They were released. And guess what, they showed up for the hearing. [i.e. the Obama/Biden catch and release program)
  • My son has not made money in terms of this thing about — what are you talking about – China?
  • What I’d make China do is play by the international rules.
  • When I met with Xi when I was still Vice President he said we are setting up air identification zones in the South China Sea, you can’t fly through them. I said we are going to fly through them. We just flew B-52 – B1 bombers through it.
  • There is no evidence that when you raise the minimum wage, businesses has gone out of business. That is simply not true.
  • This guy’s never come up with a [health care] plan.
  • There’s no way he can protect pre-existing conditions, none, zero.
  • Not one single person with private insurance would lose their insurance under my plan.
  • I guess we are going to get the pre-existing condition plan the same time we get the infrastructure plan that we’ve waited since ’17, ’18, ’19, ’20.
  • Nothing was unethical. [about son Hunter Biden taking millions from Burisma and the Moscow mayor’s wife]
  • He has caused the deficit with China to go up not down, with China, up not down.
  • Schools, they need a lot of money to open. They need to deal with ventilation systems, they need to deal with smaller classes, more teachers, more pods. And he’s refused to support that money, or at least up to now.
  • We had a good relationship with Hitler before he in fact invaded Europe, the rest of Europe.
  • This guy hasn’t done a thing for anybody on health care. Not a thing.
  • This is the guy that the actuary of Medicare said if, in fact, of Social Security, if, in fact, he continues to withhold – his plan to withhold the tax on Social Security, Social Security will be bankrupt in – by 2023, with no way to make up for it.
  • This is the guy who’s tried to cut Medicare.
  • Where I come from in Scranton and Claymont, the people don’t live off of the stock market.
  • But these guys will not help them, not giving them [the middle-class worker] any of the [PPP] money.
  • We [Obama/Biden] did not separate families at the border.
  • You know my daughter is a social worker.
  • That’s exactly what – that’s exactly what we’re told. [That his son Hunter’s scandal is 100% Russian disinformation]
  • 38,000 prisoners were released from federal prison. We had — there were over 1,000 people who were given clemency.
  • Nothing was unethical. Here’s what the deal, with regard to Ukraine, we had this whole question about whether or not because he was on the board. I later learned of Burisma, a company that somehow, I had done something wrong. Yet, every single, solitary person when he was going through his impeachment testifying under oath who worked for him said I did my job impeccably. I carried out U.S. policy. Not one single solitary thing was out of line. Not a single thing. Number one.
  • We had a Republican congress. That’s the answer. [Q: Why didn’t Obama/Biden institute prison reform as promised]
  • Four more years of this man eliminating all the regulations that were put in by us to clean up the climate, to clean up, to limit the emissions will put us in a position where we’re going to be in real trouble.
  • There’s no prospect that there’s going to be a vaccine available.
  • I don’t understand why this president is unwilling to take on Putin when he’s actually paying bounties to kill American soldiers in Afghanistan.
  • They’re interfering with American sovereignty and to the best of my knowledge, I don’t think the president has said anything to Putin about it.
  • And right now, by the way, Wall Street firm (Moody’s) has indicated that my plan, my plan, will in fact create 18.6 million jobs, 7 million more than his.
  • The guy who got in trouble in Ukraine was this guy trying to bribe the Ukrainian government to say something negative about me.
  • My response is he is xenophobic, fearmongering, and racist.

Now, this is a “legacy” to be proud of Joe.

Lies, innuendos, blame, deflection, vitriol, hatred, graft, payoffs, corruption. This sums up the 47 years of “public service” you’ve given Americans.

The only things that have changed over the years are your victims and perpetrators. Good luck on Nov. 3rd. You’ll need that and much more.